Defender of the Cosmos

SPIT CLOTHING COMPANY
DEFENDER OF THE COSMOS – Issue No. 2
$2 cover price (but the tee is slightly more)
She rocketed straight out of 1955, victory rolls still perfect, red lipstick unsmudged, and punched a hole through the saucer fleet like it owed her money. Retro pin-up meets retro apocalypse: zero regrets, maximum velocity.
This women’s cut organic tee hugs the curves that stopped an alien armada cold. 100 % combed ring-spun organic cotton, 5.3 oz of premium “I just saved the galaxy and still look this good” softness. Ribbed collar sharp enough to slice through re-entry plasma. Double-needle stitching because even when the world ends, seams stay together.
GOTS & OCS certified (Earth-approved before we blow it up for dramatic effect). Printed in a La Verne garage that smells like ink, rocket fuel, and victory.
European sizing runs big; order one size down unless you want that authentic “stole my boyfriend’s flight suit” 1950s drape.
Wear it while you still have atmosphere.
After that, it doubles as a distress flag the Martians will actually respect.
Spit Clothing Co.
Garage Made // Designed for the Cosmos
She didn’t start the invasion. She just finished it in style.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!