In Their Image

Enlightenment or extinction, pick your future. Either way, the robots already won the style war.
This isn’t just a tee; it’s the official uniform of the singularity’s smug middle management. A calm, chrome-faced genius casually rewiring humanity’s skull while a lightbulb bursts overhead like a supernova of bad ideas finally paying off.
Cut from 100 % organic combed ring-spun cotton (5.3 oz, soft enough for your remaining flesh, sturdy enough for whatever comes next), with a textured ribbed collar that says “I can still ride a skateboard, but I’ve also read the terms of service of the apocalypse.” Regular fit, set-in sleeves, double-needle stitching… all the earthly details, because even when the machines take over, they’ll respect a clean hem.
GOTS & OCS certified, sourced from Bangladesh, printed in a La Verne garage that still smells like spray paint and cosmic ambition.
Wear it while you still have a pulse.
Or after. We’re not judging.
Spit Clothing Co.
Garage Made // Designed for the Cosmos
Est. 2005 – because the takeover was always on schedule.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!