Prison Planet

$33.95

They say the truth is out there.
Prison Planet says it is right here on your chest.

This tee is for the ones who look at crowded cities, glitchy news feeds, and low orbit satellites and think, “Someone is running a bigger experiment.” The artwork drops you into an orbital cage around Earth, part cosmic warning label, part secret handshake for fellow question-everything minds.

Behind the conspiracy art is a seriously legit build. Made from soft 100 percent organic combed ring spun cotton with a regular fit, it feels broken in from day one but holds its shape like it is ready for long interrogations under fluorescent lights. The textured ribbed neck keeps it looking sharp whether you are deep diving rabbit holes, hitting a midnight movie, or mapping your escape route off world.

Prison Planet is the uniform for skeptics, stargazers, and anyone who refuses to believe this is all there is.